1.1.01.01.024: staring at the sun.

[needshumility]

[Eddie bounces on to camera. He looks just like the icon. Except he's got a black and white barcode down his spine, complete with numbers. This rabbit looks exceptionally excited.]

The barcode! [Much to Eddie's misfortune, he's only understandable to other animals. To anyone else, it's just rabbit noise.] Take a picture of the barcode!

I'm the Last Rabbit! Best flood ever.

[pause]

Wait. The Last Rabbit's a girl.

[quick! Change the subject!]

Victor? You alright?

Jane?

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[strangehistorian]

Do watch out in the corridors, I saw a lion.

[She's amused that at least someone's having a good time, though.]

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

A lion?

...I'll stay here for a bit. I'm not sure I can open the door, anyway.

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

[No camera. Just voice.]

What?

I dropped seven lightglobes getting out of bed this morning before I realised what had happened.

Seven, Eddie.

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

Seven. Seven.

What did happen? What are you?

Private

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

[Lots of fumbling noise and then she switches to camera...AFTER it goes private. Because a bouncing goat is shameful.]

This. [If anyone can make a bouncing goat look angry, it's Jane.]

Re: Private

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

[Rabbits can't laugh. But there is something that sounds like it might be laughter.]

You're a bouncing goat.

And I'm the Last Rabbit.

[pause]

On the plus side, at least they'll believe us about the barcodes now.

Re: Private

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

At least you'll know what the Rabbit's barcode is now. [She makes a very sarcastic bouncing goat.]

Re: Private

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

I can take the liar badge off, and everything. [if a rabbit could roll it's eyes...]

Re: Private

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

I'm proud of you. I'm still a bouncing goat.

Can you see any different colours?

Re: Private

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

No.

Can you?

Re: Private

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

No. I know what colour I'm supposed to be.

I suppose that will have to do.

Re: Private

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

At least some things don't change.

[Doesn't sound too happy about that, though.]

Re: Private

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

No, they don't.

Are you stuck in your room? I discovered how to use doors with these. [She waves her hooves around.]

Not that I've been out much.

Re: Private

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

I can't even reach a door handle, so yes.

...Come let me out?

Re: Private

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

You swear you won't get eaten?

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[needshumility.livejournal.com]

I swear. I'd be an idiot if I got the last rabbit killed.

[strangehistorian]

Oh. Well, you'll need to eat. Do you want me to call one of the unaffected wardens?

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

I think someone who can reach the door is coming.

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[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

...funny. [And she bounded her way to his room, leaving her communicator behind. She fumbled at his door for a bit before she finally got it open.]

Eddie? [She didn't want to bounce on him.]

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[needshumility.livejournal.com]

[Eddie was currently sat on his bed in a big fluffy ball,] Over here.

[She really was a bouncing goat. He couldn't help but think it was actually a little brilliant.]

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[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

[She shuffled over, attempting to walk and not bounce as much. It didn't work as well as she thought.]

Huh. You're not as impressive as I thought.

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[needshumility.livejournal.com]

[He was a little amused at her bouncing.]

I imagine the impressive thing is that it's the last one, rather than... actually being impressive.

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[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Where do you want to go? [She shifted her hooves a bit anxiously.]

I don't like being in here. I might break something.

Re: Private

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

Um... I don't really know.

[He paused and bounced across the room, picking up his merit book in his mouth and waving it at her,] We could try the CES?

[strangehistorian]

Oh! Good, then. Stick to them.

There really is a lion, I'm not kidding.