1.1.01.01.024: staring at the sun.

[needshumility]

[Eddie bounces on to camera. He looks just like the icon. Except he's got a black and white barcode down his spine, complete with numbers. This rabbit looks exceptionally excited.]

The barcode! [Much to Eddie's misfortune, he's only understandable to other animals. To anyone else, it's just rabbit noise.] Take a picture of the barcode!

I'm the Last Rabbit! Best flood ever.

[pause]

Wait. The Last Rabbit's a girl.

[quick! Change the subject!]

Victor? You alright?

Jane?

Comments

[strangehistorian]

Do watch out in the corridors, I saw a lion.

[She's amused that at least someone's having a good time, though.]

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

A lion?

...I'll stay here for a bit. I'm not sure I can open the door, anyway.

[strangehistorian]

Oh. Well, you'll need to eat. Do you want me to call one of the unaffected wardens?

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

I think someone who can reach the door is coming.

[strangehistorian]

Oh! Good, then. Stick to them.

There really is a lion, I'm not kidding.

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

...Really?

[strangehistorian]

Yes. It chased me.

[And then licked her and walked away because Rhade is a troll. Tiny deer trembles anyway. :c]

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

[No camera. Just voice.]

What?

I dropped seven lightglobes getting out of bed this morning before I realised what had happened.

Seven, Eddie.

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

Seven. Seven.

What did happen? What are you?

Private

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

[Lots of fumbling noise and then she switches to camera...AFTER it goes private. Because a bouncing goat is shameful.]

This. [If anyone can make a bouncing goat look angry, it's Jane.]

Re: Private

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

[Rabbits can't laugh. But there is something that sounds like it might be laughter.]

You're a bouncing goat.

And I'm the Last Rabbit.

[pause]

On the plus side, at least they'll believe us about the barcodes now.

Re: Private

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

At least you'll know what the Rabbit's barcode is now. [She makes a very sarcastic bouncing goat.]

Re: Private

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

I can take the liar badge off, and everything. [if a rabbit could roll it's eyes...]

Re: Private

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

I'm proud of you. I'm still a bouncing goat.

Can you see any different colours?

Re: Private

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

No.

Can you?

Re: Private

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

No. I know what colour I'm supposed to be.

I suppose that will have to do.

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

You are a creature that has been drawn upon? Who has done this thing?

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

The flood! Can you understand me, Victor?!

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

It is so. [Pause.] The flood has marked you in this way? But why?

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I guess I got unlucky. Or lucky.

Take a picture of my barcode, will you? I kept wanting to see this at home, but never got the chance.

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

I do not know. Unlucky, I would suspect.

I shall take this picture. [Pause.] Would you prefer it via journal or via artistic representation?

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

If you can find someone with a camera, that'd be appreciated.

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

[Pause.] What is this camera?

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

It's a device that captures images. Dorien had them at home. Much like your communicator does, except it's designed just for images.

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

The communicator is the only machine that can do this thing. You are mistaken, sir. But I shall record it on my journal.