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If anyone has been in a coma recently, and hasn't received a questionnaire from me, let me know, and I can bring you one. I'm... starting to get some decent theories from the replies I've got so far.
Also, Question Club time, I think. Is there anything about this place which anyone would like answering, or looking into? What are... the questions which bother you the most, I suppose.
I probably can't answer, and I don't have the time to look into them all, but someone else might be able to do one or the other.
Far better than when a Blue Prefect is poking around the place.
[Private to Victor]
You can come to my room tonight and we'll go through your last post.
I'd like you to come up with your best predictions of who is who.
[Infirmary filter]
I'd like to take responsibility for the inventory. Sveta's already said it's okay with her. Does anyone else have any objections?
[Private to Rex]
This might sound... a little odd, especially coming from me.
I was wondering what the original intent was behind your nanomites science... if that's what you call it was? I've heard a lot about it, but I'd like to get my information from, um, the source. If possible.
((ooc: Also, this week's morse-code-on-the-pipes book is Alice in Wonderland. Thanks to Hayley.))
Also, Question Club time, I think. Is there anything about this place which anyone would like answering, or looking into? What are... the questions which bother you the most, I suppose.
I probably can't answer, and I don't have the time to look into them all, but someone else might be able to do one or the other.
Far better than when a Blue Prefect is poking around the place.
[Private to Victor]
You can come to my room tonight and we'll go through your last post.
I'd like you to come up with your best predictions of who is who.
[Infirmary filter]
I'd like to take responsibility for the inventory. Sveta's already said it's okay with her. Does anyone else have any objections?
[Private to Rex]
This might sound... a little odd, especially coming from me.
I was wondering what the original intent was behind your nanomites science... if that's what you call it was? I've heard a lot about it, but I'd like to get my information from, um, the source. If possible.
((ooc: Also, this week's morse-code-on-the-pipes book is Alice in Wonderland. Thanks to Hayley.))
1.1.01.01.013: lightning avoidance drill
May. 21st, 2011 12:14 pmI'd like to remind you all to fill in my questionnaire. It's a vitally important process in working out if there's anything we can do about the comas.
If, by any chance, someone hasn't received one, just come by my room, or tell me. I had such a big pile, it's quite possible I thought I'd given you one and I hadn't. [phew.]
I do never want to be Dorian again, though.
Although... does anyone have a camera I can borrow? One where I can do manual length of exposure on it?
[Infirmary filter]
My vision was... strange in that port-event-thing. Whatever you call it.
There were things I knew were red, but I couldn't tell them apart from some things I knew weren't. Mostly things I think are usually green. It's back to normal now, but I'd like to know if anyone can explain that to me.
I imagine Jane might have experienced something similar. [but he's not talking to her, so doesn't know.]
[Private to Victor]
You were the... undertaker, right?
Are you alright?
If, by any chance, someone hasn't received one, just come by my room, or tell me. I had such a big pile, it's quite possible I thought I'd given you one and I hadn't. [phew.]
I do never want to be Dorian again, though.
Although... does anyone have a camera I can borrow? One where I can do manual length of exposure on it?
[Infirmary filter]
My vision was... strange in that port-event-thing. Whatever you call it.
There were things I knew were red, but I couldn't tell them apart from some things I knew weren't. Mostly things I think are usually green. It's back to normal now, but I'd like to know if anyone can explain that to me.
I imagine Jane might have experienced something similar. [but he's not talking to her, so doesn't know.]
[Private to Victor]
You were the... undertaker, right?
Are you alright?
1.1.01.01.010: juggling after 4pm.
May. 17th, 2011 11:05 am[This is pushed under everyone's door EXCEPT infirmary doctors and Snape. As he is harbouring a fugitive an infirmary doctor.]
This questionnaire is designed to research into the causes of so called 'Barge Comas' by collecting information and using it to either eliminate certain theories, or to find a pattern within the information provided. Nobody is obliged to respond to this questionnaire, or respond to all of the questions, but the more answers provided, the more we can potentially find out.
Please return completed questionnaires in the sealed envelope provided to my room, 8/4, and direct any questions to me - Eddie Russett - in a private message. Your cooperation is much appreciated.
As these questions are of a private nature, I can assure you the documents will be kept in the most secure place I have at my disposal, and all questionnaires remain anonymous and confidential.
( An Eddie Approved Questionnaire. )
[Private to Jane]
I am never reading so many beiging medical texts and the dictionary can go to magnolia for all I care.
So many obsolete words, Jane. Ugh.
((ooc: Eddie... is a bit of a bureaucrat at heart. And is a touch naive and thinks people won't take the piss. I encourage people to do so, whole heartedly. :D. Also, he WOULD have sent this to the coma-investigation team first... but I've only got one day off in which to write it, so can we assume he did? pleeeeeeeeeease?
Also, Eddie has deliberately missed out the infirmary. He has conspiracy theories. Feel free to sell him out to them, though.))
This questionnaire is designed to research into the causes of so called 'Barge Comas' by collecting information and using it to either eliminate certain theories, or to find a pattern within the information provided. Nobody is obliged to respond to this questionnaire, or respond to all of the questions, but the more answers provided, the more we can potentially find out.
Please return completed questionnaires in the sealed envelope provided to my room, 8/4, and direct any questions to me - Eddie Russett - in a private message. Your cooperation is much appreciated.
As these questions are of a private nature, I can assure you the documents will be kept in the most secure place I have at my disposal, and all questionnaires remain anonymous and confidential.
( An Eddie Approved Questionnaire. )
[Private to Jane]
I am never reading so many beiging medical texts and the dictionary can go to magnolia for all I care.
So many obsolete words, Jane. Ugh.
((ooc: Eddie... is a bit of a bureaucrat at heart. And is a touch naive and thinks people won't take the piss. I encourage people to do so, whole heartedly. :D. Also, he WOULD have sent this to the coma-investigation team first... but I've only got one day off in which to write it, so can we assume he did? pleeeeeeeeeease?
Also, Eddie has deliberately missed out the infirmary. He has conspiracy theories. Feel free to sell him out to them, though.))
If you met my dad?
I've got nothing to apologise for, or be angry about, or curse his name for. I just hope you liked him. He's a good Swatchman.
[Warden filter, minus infirmary staff, and Narvin.]
A certain... recent incidents have made me wonder something.
Does anyone come from a world where it's acceptable to kill others if they're going to die a potentially long, drawn out, horrific death? By which I mean kill using medicinal means, with given permission and consent. Not just... using a instant-kill-gun and shooting them.
Also, I will consider anyone who informs my inmate that I asked this question as officially undermining my position.
On another note, does anyone have an inmate who's left and then returned?
[Private to Jane]
Do not mention the Green Room. Especially to Victor.
Also, Scarlet Pimpernel?
[Private to Victor]
Alright. Let's discuss Rex.
[Private to Rex]
Would you mind if I asked you a few questions about Victor?
[Coma-investigation Filter]
I'm working on a questionnaire right now. I'll have something ready very soon. Looks like we need it.
I've got nothing to apologise for, or be angry about, or curse his name for. I just hope you liked him. He's a good Swatchman.
[Warden filter, minus infirmary staff, and Narvin.]
A certain... recent incidents have made me wonder something.
Does anyone come from a world where it's acceptable to kill others if they're going to die a potentially long, drawn out, horrific death? By which I mean kill using medicinal means, with given permission and consent. Not just... using a instant-kill-gun and shooting them.
Also, I will consider anyone who informs my inmate that I asked this question as officially undermining my position.
On another note, does anyone have an inmate who's left and then returned?
[Private to Jane]
Do not mention the Green Room. Especially to Victor.
Also, Scarlet Pimpernel?
[Private to Victor]
Alright. Let's discuss Rex.
[Private to Rex]
Would you mind if I asked you a few questions about Victor?
[Coma-investigation Filter]
I'm working on a questionnaire right now. I'll have something ready very soon. Looks like we need it.
Alright, I think... question club needs to happen.
So consider this post an open place to ask questions about the Barge, and to provide answers if you know them - or to discuss ways of finding out the answer. Anyone's welcome, as are any questions.
[Private to Bertie]
What instrument do you play?
[Private to Sherlock]
Mr Holmes, may I ask if you can make a request for the art room?
At home, we can paint in full colour without seeing them by using numbered codes.
Would it be possible to get these numbered codes put on the paints provided in the art room?
[Filtered to Jane, Chromie and Ariadne]
I was thinking of working out a standard series of questions for people who've just woken up from comas. To help us try and find patterns - it's easier if we ask for the same information from everyone.
Any suggestions as to the questions?
[Private to Jane]
I've got a book for this week. Ovaltine and the radiators tonight?
So consider this post an open place to ask questions about the Barge, and to provide answers if you know them - or to discuss ways of finding out the answer. Anyone's welcome, as are any questions.
[Private to Bertie]
What instrument do you play?
[Private to Sherlock]
Mr Holmes, may I ask if you can make a request for the art room?
At home, we can paint in full colour without seeing them by using numbered codes.
Would it be possible to get these numbered codes put on the paints provided in the art room?
[Filtered to Jane, Chromie and Ariadne]
I was thinking of working out a standard series of questions for people who've just woken up from comas. To help us try and find patterns - it's easier if we ask for the same information from everyone.
Any suggestions as to the questions?
[Private to Jane]
I've got a book for this week. Ovaltine and the radiators tonight?
