1.1.01.01.031: vulgar mispronunciations.

[needshumility]

Uh...

My item seems to be... malfunctioning?

I've acquired someone else's inmate. And lost Victor.

How... Was I doing a bad job? I wasn't doing a bad job. I wasn't complacent or...

Munsell in a canoe, what is this?

[Private to Sveta]

Petronilla's your inmate, right?

She seems to be on my item.

...What should I do? I don't think I've ever talked to her before.

[Private to Petronilla]

Hello! I'm Eddie Russett, and I'm not quite sure what's happened. I think it's an accident, as I definitely don't have your file or anything, but you seem to be my inmate.

Or at least, seem to be on my item. If you need anything, ask... actually, perhaps we could meet. Perhaps we should.

[Private to Victor]

I don't know what's going off, but keep in touch.

[Private to Jane]

Ugh, this makes no sense.

I just want to get Limed tonight. Is that bad?

Comments

Re: private;

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

No. I'm just not going to break the ones that cause him to stab me.

Re: private;

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

So if he threatens to stab you over something, you'll do it?

[paaaaaaause]

Alright. Be careful.

Re: private;

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

Eddie, calm down. I'm not going to let him stab me. And I'm not going to let him get away with stabbing anyone. I'm not his warden. I'm just supposed to make sure he doesn't get into trouble.

Re: private;

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

Alright.

Do be careful, though.