1.1.01.01.031: vulgar mispronunciations.

[needshumility]

Uh...

My item seems to be... malfunctioning?

I've acquired someone else's inmate. And lost Victor.

How... Was I doing a bad job? I wasn't doing a bad job. I wasn't complacent or...

Munsell in a canoe, what is this?

[Private to Sveta]

Petronilla's your inmate, right?

She seems to be on my item.

...What should I do? I don't think I've ever talked to her before.

[Private to Petronilla]

Hello! I'm Eddie Russett, and I'm not quite sure what's happened. I think it's an accident, as I definitely don't have your file or anything, but you seem to be my inmate.

Or at least, seem to be on my item. If you need anything, ask... actually, perhaps we could meet. Perhaps we should.

[Private to Victor]

I don't know what's going off, but keep in touch.

[Private to Jane]

Ugh, this makes no sense.

I just want to get Limed tonight. Is that bad?

Comments

Re: Private

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

That depends on how badly she hates you, I suppose.

Wrong pronouns? What do you mean?

Re: Private

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

She doesn't even know me yet. Where on the scale of getting-potentially-hurt does that put me?

Sometimes he calls people like Rex 'it'. Like he's an animal. He's getting better on it, but I like to keep a close check on that kind of thing.

Re: Private

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

I'll watch for that, then.

I don't know, Eddie. She's gotten better, I think but...I haven't been able to work with her on that specifically lately.

Look, I have to go, alright? I really, really need to go...somewhere. It's strange. If you have any more questions, you know how to find me.

Re: Private

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

Alright. I just didn't want to lose an ear, but it'll be alright.

...Me too, actually. Same to you, though.