1.1.01.01.031: vulgar mispronunciations.

[needshumility]

Uh...

My item seems to be... malfunctioning?

I've acquired someone else's inmate. And lost Victor.

How... Was I doing a bad job? I wasn't doing a bad job. I wasn't complacent or...

Munsell in a canoe, what is this?

[Private to Sveta]

Petronilla's your inmate, right?

She seems to be on my item.

...What should I do? I don't think I've ever talked to her before.

[Private to Petronilla]

Hello! I'm Eddie Russett, and I'm not quite sure what's happened. I think it's an accident, as I definitely don't have your file or anything, but you seem to be my inmate.

Or at least, seem to be on my item. If you need anything, ask... actually, perhaps we could meet. Perhaps we should.

[Private to Victor]

I don't know what's going off, but keep in touch.

[Private to Jane]

Ugh, this makes no sense.

I just want to get Limed tonight. Is that bad?

Comments

Private

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

I...I don't know. Um- this isn't good. I have Victor.

Re: Private

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

No, it isn't.

...Could we swap items or something? I don't know what I've done wrong. I want to help him.

Re: Private

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

I don't think it works like that.

Re: Private

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

But this isn't fair.

...Why did we get swapped? It doesn't make any sense.

[siiiiiiiiigh]

So what do you advise I do with her?

private;

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

Yes. That's bad.

Re: private;

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

I'm sick of this place and sick of the Rules.

I'll be good, don't worry.

Re: private;

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

I am too. At least you have a reason to be here.

Re: private;

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

If you don't get anyone this time, I wouldn't blame you for going, you know.

[timesbureaucrat]

I think this is just the Admiral's idea of a joke.

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

It's hardly a joke that I've had Victor taken off me, though! Especially as I thought I was doing pretty well and... hm.

[timesbureaucrat]

I didn't say it was a good joke. This is the Admiral we're talking about.

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it's not fair. [Realises how he sounds.]

How do I get my inmate back? Or... or do I really have to switch properly?

Have you swapped with someone else? Svetlana's got Victor and I've got Petronilla and... is this how it works?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I appear to have been removed as Mr. Spinola's warden as well. I don't understand it at all.

And I think I may have eaten something disagreeable.

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

Have you got someone else instead?

Why? Are you alright?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Mr. Slater. Have you seen him?

I just feel terribly woozy.

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

No, I've been busy looking for Petronilla. I really need to find her.

Should I get you some water?

audio;

[damesuccubus.livejournal.com]

I'm ill. Do something about it.

Re: audio;

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

Right, right. I'll come down there...

Where are you?

I'll get help, though.

Re: audio;

[damesuccubus.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't be so stupid. I'm in my cabin, where else would I be? The level where the washing is done and the cabin with the big door.

Re: audio to some spam.

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

I didn't know which one was yours! I'm on my way.

[And after some hurried adventuring, he finds her door and knocks on it.]

[Private]

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

I do not understand what is occurring. What manner of business is this?

Re: [Private]

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

I really don't know, Victor. But your... warden is apparently Doctor Nazarova, not me.

Some people think this is a joke by the Admiral. Me and George were wondering if it's to remind us to be fair to other inmates too.

I'm not sure, and if it hasn't changed soon, I'll demand he puts it back. Or something.

I'm also stuck to Petronilla.

[Private]

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

I do not understand. You are my warden. It has been so for many months. You cannot simply change.

You must demand this! I do not greatly dislike Ms Sveta, but we are not most suited to this. She is a lady of gentle nature, among other things.

Re: [Private]

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

I don't understand either! I didn't think he could just change us like this, and I'm hoping it's not permanent

And I'm left with a lady who's so ladylike she calls herself Lady. Not that she acts it much but

Be a gentleman, you'll be alright.

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