1.1.01.01.031: vulgar mispronunciations.

[needshumility]

Uh...

My item seems to be... malfunctioning?

I've acquired someone else's inmate. And lost Victor.

How... Was I doing a bad job? I wasn't doing a bad job. I wasn't complacent or...

Munsell in a canoe, what is this?

[Private to Sveta]

Petronilla's your inmate, right?

She seems to be on my item.

...What should I do? I don't think I've ever talked to her before.

[Private to Petronilla]

Hello! I'm Eddie Russett, and I'm not quite sure what's happened. I think it's an accident, as I definitely don't have your file or anything, but you seem to be my inmate.

Or at least, seem to be on my item. If you need anything, ask... actually, perhaps we could meet. Perhaps we should.

[Private to Victor]

I don't know what's going off, but keep in touch.

[Private to Jane]

Ugh, this makes no sense.

I just want to get Limed tonight. Is that bad?

Comments

Re: Private

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

I hope I get him back.

Re: Private

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I did feel Mr. Spinola and I made a good team, but if I truly wasn't helping him...

Re: Private

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we ought to look at where we could do better, then we might get them back. Maybe that's the idea.

Re: Private

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I don't know that that's particularly kind to our new assignments.

Re: Private

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

...point.

It's not that I want rid of her, I'm just used to Victor and really want to help him and...

Maybe the idea is to encourage us to treat inmates equally.

Re: Private

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I had thought I had been.

Re: Private

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure you have, George!

But maybe it's to make everyone think that... well, any inmate could be my inmate, and maybe I should treat them all like I do him.

Not that you've done otherwise, I just imagine it might be the general message.

Re: Private

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I see. That's not a bad theory.

Re: Private

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

It's the best one I can think of.