1.1.01.01.031: vulgar mispronunciations.

[needshumility]

Uh...

My item seems to be... malfunctioning?

I've acquired someone else's inmate. And lost Victor.

How... Was I doing a bad job? I wasn't doing a bad job. I wasn't complacent or...

Munsell in a canoe, what is this?

[Private to Sveta]

Petronilla's your inmate, right?

She seems to be on my item.

...What should I do? I don't think I've ever talked to her before.

[Private to Petronilla]

Hello! I'm Eddie Russett, and I'm not quite sure what's happened. I think it's an accident, as I definitely don't have your file or anything, but you seem to be my inmate.

Or at least, seem to be on my item. If you need anything, ask... actually, perhaps we could meet. Perhaps we should.

[Private to Victor]

I don't know what's going off, but keep in touch.

[Private to Jane]

Ugh, this makes no sense.

I just want to get Limed tonight. Is that bad?

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[timesbureaucrat]

I don't know. The Doctor hasn't said anything, but then, being the Doctor, he might not notice for days. But the Admiral hasn't given me a file, and he couldn't possibly expect us to work for any significant length of time without...

[Stops. Thinks about what a bastard the Admiral can be. Sighs.]

...of course he could. He's the wretched Admiral.

switch to warden filter.

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

Well, perhaps it's an experiment in... having to talk to your inmate instead of reading about them. [with a slight tone of bitch for you, Narvin.]

Perhaps we ought to get together a list of who is with who now or something. So you can get help or advice in the appropriate place.

warden filter

[timesbureaucrat]

I talk to my inmate plenty, Mr. Russett. [But mostly stalks him on the network like a concerned and neurotic parent checking a child's Facebook obsessively.]

A list. That's...not a bad idea. [He says grudgingly.]

I seem to have acquired Commander Rhade.

((OOC: I'm going to be vague about Drake, because I don't yet know if he's been re-paired for the flood or if Narvin has both Drake and Rhade. But *Narvin* would surely notice, so...vagueness.))

Re: warden filter - vaguery ftw.

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

It was more of a general comment than specifically driven at you, Chancellor.

It'll at least mean we know who to talk to, even if it is temporary.

I seem to have acquired Petronilla de Viliers and Victor is with Svetlana Nazarova.