1.1.01.01.031: vulgar mispronunciations.

[needshumility]

Uh...

My item seems to be... malfunctioning?

I've acquired someone else's inmate. And lost Victor.

How... Was I doing a bad job? I wasn't doing a bad job. I wasn't complacent or...

Munsell in a canoe, what is this?

[Private to Sveta]

Petronilla's your inmate, right?

She seems to be on my item.

...What should I do? I don't think I've ever talked to her before.

[Private to Petronilla]

Hello! I'm Eddie Russett, and I'm not quite sure what's happened. I think it's an accident, as I definitely don't have your file or anything, but you seem to be my inmate.

Or at least, seem to be on my item. If you need anything, ask... actually, perhaps we could meet. Perhaps we should.

[Private to Victor]

I don't know what's going off, but keep in touch.

[Private to Jane]

Ugh, this makes no sense.

I just want to get Limed tonight. Is that bad?

Comments

[Private]

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

I do not understand. You are my warden. It has been so for many months. You cannot simply change.

You must demand this! I do not greatly dislike Ms Sveta, but we are not most suited to this. She is a lady of gentle nature, among other things.

Re: [Private]

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

I don't understand either! I didn't think he could just change us like this, and I'm hoping it's not permanent

And I'm left with a lady who's so ladylike she calls herself Lady. Not that she acts it much but

Be a gentleman, you'll be alright.

[Private]

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

I think I would prefer you above the other wardens, perhaps.

I know some things or her. She does not seem most wholesome.

I hope it shall be so. It still remains unwelcome, however.

Re: [Private]

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

...Well, thank you.

She's... interesting. I'll be alright.

I can understand that entirely, but be nice to her and reasonable, and it'll go quicker. I'm not sure any of us can not be awkward.

[Private]

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

I shall maintain my manners at all times, sir. She is a lady, after all.

Re: [Private]

[needshumility.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Victor.

[Private]

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

It is no problem.