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( THE ENQUIRER. FRIDAY MAY 20th! )
((ooc: Firstly, any inaccuracies/spelling mistakes/syntax errors/terrible grammar is IC and all Eddie's. Including his continual use of 'brutal', his use of words he probably really doesn't understand, and neither will anyone else, and his completely skewed reporting/throwing in opinions willy-nilly. The excuse for my British spelling is that he thinks it makes him sound clever. It doesn't. Oh, and his total failure to ask the important questions. Imagine there's other articles like these throughout his paper.
Also, I took the odd liberty here and there in writing stories, so if anything's not okay/needs changing, let me know and I can retcon.
Croquet, btw, is a canon reference AND the first article that came up when I googled something to put in the sports page. Yeah.
Also, if any Rumour Mill victims want to get back at Eddie, he's mysteriously missed out Miss Summers' craziness and asked her to have tea with him.))
((ooc: Firstly, any inaccuracies/spelling mistakes/syntax errors/terrible grammar is IC and all Eddie's. Including his continual use of 'brutal', his use of words he probably really doesn't understand, and neither will anyone else, and his completely skewed reporting/throwing in opinions willy-nilly. The excuse for my British spelling is that he thinks it makes him sound clever. It doesn't. Oh, and his total failure to ask the important questions. Imagine there's other articles like these throughout his paper.
Also, I took the odd liberty here and there in writing stories, so if anything's not okay/needs changing, let me know and I can retcon.
Croquet, btw, is a canon reference AND the first article that came up when I googled something to put in the sports page. Yeah.
Also, if any Rumour Mill victims want to get back at Eddie, he's mysteriously missed out Miss Summers' craziness and asked her to have tea with him.))
