1.1.01.01.008: if you fiddle with something, it will break. don't.

[needshumility]

Alright, I think... question club needs to happen.

So consider this post an open place to ask questions about the Barge, and to provide answers if you know them - or to discuss ways of finding out the answer. Anyone's welcome, as are any questions.

[Private to Bertie]

What instrument do you play?


[Private to Sherlock]

Mr Holmes, may I ask if you can make a request for the art room?

At home, we can paint in full colour without seeing them by using numbered codes.

Would it be possible to get these numbered codes put on the paints provided in the art room?

[Filtered to Jane, Chromie and Ariadne]

I was thinking of working out a standard series of questions for people who've just woken up from comas. To help us try and find patterns - it's easier if we ask for the same information from everyone.

Any suggestions as to the questions?

[Private to Jane]

I've got a book for this week. Ovaltine and the radiators tonight?

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Those people who make grey and beige metal filing cabinets would go out of business.

[timesbureaucrat]

BASIC. [He thinks about this, recalling his knowledge of different programming languages.] 20th and 21st century Earth. Is that where you're from?

What are your programming parameters? What sort of security do you provide?

((OOC: Now I sorta want a computer-scape showdown between them someday.))

That would be a tragedy.

[ifightfor]

Last known date on Grid: 07 December 2010.

Security programs responsible for elimination of threats to System, interior and exterior inclusive. Further parameters withheld; user not on authorized list.

((OOC: That would be amaaaazing.))

Sorry for delay. Dentist trip earlier...

[timesbureaucrat]

Who are the authorized users? The ones who engineered you?

((OOC: \o/ *tucks plot idea away for future use*))

Not a problem at all.

[ifightfor]

Further authorization required to access list of authorized users.